Rowdy Roddy Piper Legend Killer Trucker Hat Heather Olive Hoody Officially licensed by Elvis Presley

Officially licensed by Elvis Presley

and the world was holding its breath

sporting a cowboy hat and a vapor trail of swagger

Undefeated as a campus legend

he arrived in a flash of red and blue lightning

Rowdy Roddy Piper Legend Killer Trucker Hat Heather Olive Hoody Officially licensed by Elvis PresleyI came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and Im all out of bubble gum. At first there was the sound, as if blowing in from a distant countryside. Bagpipes that chilled an arena in anticipation. Then the visual itself of a strutting villain in his kilt, wearing a white tee shirt emblazoned with the word Hotrod across the chest, staring through the bangs of his cocksure feathery hair. The original Legend Killer himself, Roddy Piper. Loud, Obnoxious.